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Really Funny Beauty One Liners Jokes

Really Funny Beauty One Liners Jokes


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If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Makeup tip: You’re not in the circus.

Me: Siri, why am I alone? Siri: *opens front facing camera*

Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.

Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

Beauty is only skin deep …but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there’s no real difference between me and George Clooney.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Girl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.

Babe, your cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz i want to take you home!

My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she’s way out of my league.

How can you be so sad when you are so beautiful?

Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.

Mattel has a campaign urging girls to pursue their limitless potential. It’s called You Can Be Anything Except A Woman With Barbie’s Body.

Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable

The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.

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