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Funny Quotes And Sayings About Work

These funny quotes and sayings about work, jobs, and bosses will free your mind from the grind. Grab a cup of coffee, relax, let these humorous quotations and funny sayings go to work…on your psyche. Your spirit will get a big raise.

Funny Quotes And Sayings: Work

Funny Quotes And Sayings: Work

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Funny Work Quotes,
Group 1

1. If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves. – Lane Kirkland 2. No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. – Groucho Marx 3. Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy. – Huey P. Long 4. A consultant is a man who knows 157 ways to make love, but doesn’t know any women. – Anonymous 5. Reheating leftover fish in the office microwave should be a fireable offense. – Anonymous

Funny Work Sayings,
Group 2

6. Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment. – Robert Benchley 7. Guys with neck tattoos love asking “Are ya’ll hirin?” – Rock ‏@TheMichaelRock 8. I do my job in a very professional manner. I take money for it every chance I get. – Melanie White 9. The Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. 10. It is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all. – James Thurber 11. It’s true that hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? – Ronald Reagan 12. I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. – Charles Lamb

Funny Quotes And Sayings:
“Work” Group 3

13. Personally, I have nothing against work, particularly when performed, quietly and unobtrusively, by someone else. – Barbara Ehrenreich 14. Being a couch potato is not the same as being a failure. Being a failure implies that you were actually trying to do something. – Anonymous 15. Wheaties: the breakfast of champions and the dinner of the unemployed. – Ruminations.com 16. I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. – Jerome K. Jerome 17. The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. – Oscar Wilde 18. No one’s dream job involves a kiosk. – Damien Fahey

Funny Quotes And Sayings:
“Work”
Group 4

19. Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow. – Don Herold 20. One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important. – Bertrand Russell 21. On applications, where it asks if you’ve ever committed a felony, I like to write in, “Is lying on an application a felony?” – Guy Endore-Kaiser 22. Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work. – Lemony Snicket 23. When a man tells you he got rich through hard work, ask him whose? – Don Marquis 24. Serious talk around the office of replacing me with a deli tray. – Just Bill ‏@WilliamAder 25. When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. – Helen Rowland  

Funny Quotes And Sayings:
“Work”
Group 5

26. I truly believe the wireless mouse was invented so people at work had one less thing to hang themselves with. – Mike Vanatta 27. You should never protest outside a rich guy’s home during the day because he’s not there. He’s at work grinding the faces of the poor. – Craig Ferguson 28. A guy gave me a job at an information booth – no questions asked. – Jay London 29. I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else. – Lily Tomlin 30. I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life: Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here. – Homer Simpson

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