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Clean Giraffe Jokes One Liners

Clean Giraffe Jokes One Liners

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Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A: A giraffic jam.

Q: What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?

A: I’d like to get to gnaw you.

Q: What’s the silliest name you can give a giraffe?

A: Stumpy.

Q: Whats green and hangs from trees?

A: Giraffe snot.

Q: What do you get if you cross a giraffes with a police-man ?

A: Long-arm of the Law !

Q: Why don’t giraffes like fast food?

A: Because they can’t catch it! I suppose when you’ve seen one lion catch a giraffe, you’ve seen a maul.

Q: What’s the difference between a tractor and a giraffe?

A: One has hydrolics and the other has high bollocks

Q: When does a giraffe have 8 legs?

A: When there are two of them!

Q: Why do giraffes have long necks?

A: Because their feet smell!

Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?

A: A twelve-foot toothbrush

Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

A: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

Q: What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?

A: A longshot.

Q: What do you call an animal that turns into a boat?

A: a GIRRAFT.

Q: What do giraffes have that no one else has?

A: Baby giraffes!

Q: Why was the giraffe late?

A: Because he got caught in a giraffic jam!

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